Devising The Cruel And Unusual

[acid_rayne]

Since my inmate, Raistlin, wouldn't give a damn about the usual variety of punishments we've got to hand, I cast my mind back to an old friend we used to have around here. Giselle. I figure he could take a page out of her book. He would've hated her.

So, for a month, every breakfast, lunch and dinner you sit down for in the mess hall, you're going to find a pretty arrangement of flowers and uplifting poetry at each table to brighten your day and inspire all you inmates to do better!

Any complaints about it not being cute enough? Now you know who to direct them to...

Wardens:

Who's in charge of the greenhouse?

You've got him working with you for a while.

Comments

[warrenwhite.livejournal.com]

Can we keep the flowers?

[acid_rayne]

Sure!

[warrenwhite.livejournal.com]

Cool. That's for the present, then.

[acid_rayne]

Present?

[warrenwhite.livejournal.com]

The flowers. If you're handing them out, they count as presents.

[acid_rayne]

Hey, do whatever you want with 'em...

[warrenwhite.livejournal.com]

I might put one on my wall.

[acid_rayne]

Anything to get through the daily grind, huh?

[warrenwhite.livejournal.com]

Yeah. And I just like collecting things. My room is pretty bleak.

[acid_rayne]

Looks like everything's a touch bleak now...

[warrenwhite.livejournal.com]

I blame Flagg.

[acid_rayne]

Sod's Law not enough for you?

[warrenwhite.livejournal.com]

Sod's law?

[acid_rayne]

Whatever can go wrong, will go wrong.

[warrenwhite.livejournal.com]

Can't deny that. Especially here.

[doctor-j-crane.livejournal.com]

Is that really the best strategy you could have chosen?

[acid_rayne]

He'll hate it, it'll force him to socialise and get him into the mindset of appreciating beauty.

That's three for one, right there.

Would've have given a damn about something like getting put in a cell. He likes that stuff.

[doctor-j-crane.livejournal.com]

I don't think that anyone truly likes to be deprived of their freedom.

Well, you're creative. If nothing else.l

[acid_rayne]

He'd just hunker down and meditate or something. Captivity just doesn't work for some folks around here.

[doctor-j-crane.livejournal.com]

I suppose for anyone who has been in an actual prison, even zero pales in comparison.

[acid_rayne]

The regular humiliation and bouts of dimensional schizophrenia do their best to make up for it, I figure.

[doctor-j-crane.livejournal.com]

Does he find this humiliating?

[acid_rayne]

So far...